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Governor Huckabee's Weekly Monologue for 11/2/24

This is it my friends.  The election is Tuesday.  I already voted.  That way, in case a truck runs over me, I will do what many Democrats have done for years—I will still vote after I’m dead!  


On Tuesday, Joe Biden ruined Kamala’s big speech in DC by calling all of Donald Trump’s supporters “garbage.”  Thanks to Joe, even the media weren’t talking about Kamala’s closing speech because the “big guy” stole the media spotlight while sitting just a block or so from where she was speaking.  I have to wonder if Joe secretly wants Kamala to lose as payback for her helping Nancy Pelosi forcing him to walk the plank and quit the race.  Given how awful Kamala’s campaign has been and her inability to give Americans a reason to vote for her since she said she would keep doing what Biden has done.  I think a lot of Democrats  wish they had kept Joe after all!  

 

A couple of weeks ago, President Trump staged one of the greatest political moments ever by working at a McDonald’s.(insert video or stills)  It was the ultimate answer to Kamala Harris having claimed she once worked at a McDonald’s although no one at McDonald’s could find a record of it.  And she never named WHICH McDonald’s she allegedly worked at.  If she had worked at a McDonald’s it would be the only private sector job she’s ever had.  Think about that.  Her entire career has been living off of you and me in taxpayer-funded government jobs.  She’s never run a business, met a payroll, or signed the FRONT of a paycheck. It’s one of many reasons we can’t afford to hire her to be President.  I think she really ought to do that McDonald’s gig.  At least manage one before she tries to manage a nation of 330 million people!  But when Trump worked at the McDonald’s he once again upstaged her in a classic move.  And I have it on good authority that he proved why we should elect him for another term as President, because I understand he did something no one thought possible—he fixed the ice-cream machine at McDonald’s!  Maybe that’s why Joe secretly wants Trump to win.  We all know how much Joe loves his ice cream (insert photo of Joe eating ice cream) and if Trump is elected, he can get ice cream at McDonald’s every day.  If Kamala were to be elected, that ice cream machine would always be broken, but even worse, so would most of the country!

 

But if you thought the McDonald’s moment was a historic high in political pranks, this past Wednesday, Trump staged the single greatest political moment in American history.  After Joe Biden called all of us who support Trump “garbage,” Trump arrived in Green Bay Wisconsin, put on a safety vest and rode to his rally in—you guessed it (insert video) an actual garbage truck adorned with Trump campaign signs.

 

It was beyond brilliant.  Hilarious and insurmountable.  It was to political gamesmanship what detonating the pagers of Hezbollah by the Israelis was to spycraft!  Epic!

 

I was with President Trump Tuesday in Philadelphia where I was moderator for a town hall.  It was great to see him in such good spirits, having the time of his life talking with ordinary folks from the Philly suburbs and keeping the crowd doubled-up with laughter from his classic perfectly-time punch lines but also his genuine compassion and concern from the issues presented to him from the panelists.   We compiled a little of the event so you could watch.  

(Video from Town Hall)

 

Since you only have a couple of more days to vote, don’t sit this one out.  I won’t tell you how to vote, but I think you know how I voted.  Yes, I voted for Trump because I know him.  I like him.  But more than that, I voted for him because I support the sanctity of life, the right of Israel to keep the land God gave them, religious liberty and free speech, and the common sense idea that boys shouldn’t pretend to be girls and rob women of being able to compete in women’s sports or forcing teenage girls to undress in front of boys in the locker room or have to watch a biological boy undress in front of them.  I believe we should have secure borders and know who’s coming into our country.  We ought to punish violent criminals instead of the people they rape, rob, or murder.  I want the government to get smaller and the business you work for to get bigger.  I want our justice system to go after real criminals instead of political enemies.  I want moms at school board meetings to be listened to and respected instead of being placed on a terrorist watch list.  So yeah, that’s why I voted the way I did.  And if die before election day, then nanny-nanny boo-boo, my vote still counts!

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